The Foxhole Court: A Summary - The Exposition Court - Exposition! Legit so many fucking character introductions! ‘!!!!!!!!’ moments! Foreshadowing! Show, Don’t Tell! Opinions! Predictions that will no doubt end up being Absolutely Fucking Ridiculous! Yay!Ĭhapter 1 - The Show Must Go On (And By Show We Mean Exy) - In which practices stop for no one, Wymack rules at pep talks, family sentiments are expressed to Neil via a seating order, and Andrew reaches new levels of Fucking Weird And Disturbing With A Side Of Asshole.Ĭhapter 2 - The Parent Trap: Angst Edition - In which the Foxes are Sad, we unlock level 2 of Aaron and Andrew’s tragic backstory, some wild speculations are formed, classic sports drama tropes are embraced, and Fight Club is brought up yet another fucking time.Ĭhapter 3 - Andrew Does Shit No One Expects Him To, Pt. Hernandez is also there, I guess.Ĭhapter 2 - Twinyards! - In which we reveal Exy’s origin story, my namesake appears, Andrew has some Serious Issues™ and the Twinyards pull off the oldest twin trick in the book of twin tricks, however their punny name totally redeems them.Ĭhapter 3 - Ball Is Life - In which things get progressively gayer, Neil has a boner over Orange Sportsball, Andrew’s Serious Issues™ continue and youth alcoholism has never looked this good.Ĭhapter 4 - And If You Kindly Look To Your Left, You’ll Be Able To See Shit Getting Real - In which I start captaining the Kandreil ship, Orange Sportsball steps up its game, Neil pulls a Son-Goku and then I proceed to lose my shit because wHAT THE FUCK.Ĭhapter 5 - Fun Moving Time, Fun Drama Time - In which we meet Matt, Neil’s torso makes me break out in Deadpool quotes, super-secret safes are bought to contain super-secret journals, and Kevin has a choking kink.Ĭhapter 6 - Now That We’re All Here, What The Fuck Is Going On - In which we give out awards to characters we barely know, I have questions about demisexuality, Neil turns up the Gay Angst™ and the gang finally gets together although some of them could have fucking stayed home.Ĭhapter 7 - The Literal Opposite Of Squad Goals - In which the the Foxes don’t exactly win Squad Of The Year, everyone fights with everyone, disturbingly weird sexual tension is more disturbing and weird than sexual, and just when you think ‘oh man, it can’t go downhill from there’, spoiler alert: It does.Ĭhapter 8 - The Hangover: Neil Josten Edition - In which Neil has a hangover that could kill a man, attempts to actually kill a few men (read: the monsters), Wymack is still the best person alive, and Andreil engage in some Totally Straight Bro Time™.Ĭhapter 9 - Orange Sportsball Fight Club - In which Kevin wants a sweet piece of Andrew’s ass Exy skills, I make too much references to too many things, and Seth can go get lost in like, a murderous fire or something.Ĭhapter 10 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Shrink - In which we meet Betsy Dobson who appears to be Molly Weasley’s long-lost Ravenclaw sister, some quality Renee time happens, Kevin’s Stoic and Mighty Demeanor has nothing on Dan’s doughnuts, and actual school happens at some point but who gives a shit (spoiler alert: It’s not Neil Josten).Ĭhapter 11 - Orange Sportsball Gets The Fuck Real - In which the Foxes play their first match of the season, I have questions about American college sports, my Percy Jackson obsession has a brief cameo, and I’m sadly less excited about Actual Sportsball Games than I should be.Ĭhapter 12 - Road Trip To Embarrass… Who Again? - In which the squad goes to a talk show, wake-up calls go wrong, Neil goes live on national television, shipping goes well, and I go nuts, just a little bit.Ĭhapter 13 - The Rise Of Sassmaster McSavage - In which Riko gets FUCKING REKT.Ĭhapter 14 - Ohana Means Family (And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Or Murd- Oh.) - In which we are treated to part 2 of Fun Suspicious Club Times, Andreil have Important Moments, Nicky has thoughts on family, and I have all the feels. Everyone is blessed with a healthy dose of Extra and Dramatic™.
Chapter 1 - Angsty With A Chance Of Extra™ - In which we are introduced to Neil Josten, the angst-iest protag since OOTP!Harry Potter, and we meet his new friends: Coach Wymack, a Certified Hufflepuff, Andrew Minyard, a kitten who thinks of nothing but murder all day, and Kevin Day, a Big Deal.
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